Saturday, January 14, 2006

At Last, the Long National Nightmare is Over

Denver 27, New England 13.

Ding, dong, the witch is dead!

Van Helsing has driven a wooden stake through the heart of Count Dracula.

The werewolf has been shot with a silver bullet.

Freddy Krueger has been cast out of our dreams; Jason Vorhees no longer stalks the summer camp; Michael Myers isn’t coming home again.

Sarah Connor has terminated the Terminator.

Tom Brady is mortal; Bill Belichick is human; the New England Patriots are out of the playoffs.

Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, we are free at last.

1 comment:

TUCK! said...

Yeah? Well, it was news only to the fatheads at CBS...on the other hand, HOW YOU LIKE THOSE STEELERS NOW? Huh? All you Peyton-lovers (yeah, that means YOU, Paul Tagliabue)(AND the studio crew at the afore-mentioned CBS), can address all apologies c/o Jenn...